A new Car

Well, I know I previously wished for a Mercedes Convertible but that was mostly wishful thinking rather than reality, which is okay. My car I have right now is a Toyota Camry with 300,000 miles on it. Thats right 300,000! Toyota if you are listening I would be happy to do a testimonial in exchange for a new car! Since I love Toyota so much for being so reliable (same engine and all!), I plan on getting a Corolla next. The Camry has been a little too big for my needs. I would like something smaller. I am gonna get a white one too. I wonder if they come as a Hybrid? I hope so! That would be so nice!

Random, Quick Wishes

My random wishes I have been thinking about today.
- I wish I lived somewhere warm
- I wish I lived in Los Angeles
- I wish I could find an anti-perspirant that kept me dry (embarassing, I know!)
- I wish I was into shoes
- I wish people didn't expect me to be a certain way from experience, cause it makes me feel uncomfortable to try something new
- I wish I had the nerve to get hair extensions for my thin hair

Anna Nicole Smith Saga

Today I want not a product but some answers! This Anna Nicole Smith mess has gotten me so intrigued! I keep calling her Anna Nicole Simpson by mistake, I guess cause I am expecting this to turn into another media/legal circus like Nicole Simpson's murder did. Seriously I cannot stop looking for the latest news on this girl. I used to watch her E! show sometimes, now I can't stop humming the theme song "Anna anna anna anna Nicole, you're so outrageous!" She seemed whacked or brain damaged then, not to be mean but she did! She would just slur her speech, kind of like Ozzy Osbourne did on his show. Anyway I was mildly intrigued when her son died. To tell you the truth I really think her son was the father of her new baby, as gross as that is. There was so much secrecy you couldn't help but wonder if there was some kind of incest or something going on! I mean, I can't help it that it has crossed my mind!

So anyway, I definetly don't think Howard K. Stern is the father. I don't know what I think anymore. I feel bad for the baby, but not that bad. That baby will be so rich after all, there are plenty of other babies in this world to feel sorry for!

Here are some good links for keeping up with the Anna Nicole saga:
TMZ- Anna Nicole
Perez Hilton
Pink is the new blog

Cached in Google

I have been working my heart out on these blogs since I have started them, and one thing I really want is to get cached in google already! I don't need PageRank, I don't need a million visitors, I just want to be in there at all in case someone wants to find me! I don't know what I have to do to get my darn blogs cached! You know, I have another blog that I started in January that has 90 entries in it already and it still is not cached. What does a blogger have to do these days? What sucks is I haven't used a lot of SEO tactics to get my blog in Google yet. I have just been trying to write quality posts and also I try to go out there and read other people's blogs and leave comments on them because I believe that is what blogging is all about in the end. So I guess I am paying in the end because I am trying to have some authentically helpful blogs and not artificially pump up my site optimization. Because of my job, I see hundreds of blogs each and every day and I get to see if they have PR automatically because of my enhanced toolbar on my Firefox application. Sites that have way less blog entries than I do, of a lot less quality sometimes are not only cached but have PR of 1 or 2! And they will only have 5 blog entries on them! It seems crazy to me and obviously I have a lot to learn.

If you have a way I can get cached faster that is legitimate and won't get me banned from the search engines, I would love to hear your suggestions. Please leave them in the comments section so others can benefit! Thanks!

An Alarm Clock that will Actually Work!

What I really want more than anything right now, is an alarm clock that will really work to wake me up. I want one that does NOT have a snooze button! I just cannot control myself about not hitting that damn button. Also they should invent one that does not allow you to reset it at all for even a few hours after it goes off. Because you know, snooze button or no snooze button I have become an expert at waking up just enough to set my alarm clock for another half-hour.

How about this alarm clock on a string that raises itself a little bit each time you hit the snooze button? Maybe it should swing from side to side and "clock" you in the head if you hit the damn button- that might be more appropriate!

I wish I could find an alarm clock that will ring for ten minutes no matter what you press on the damn thing- fool-proof for lazy snoozies like me! Can you imagine how annoying that would be after you are up and at 'em and it is still going off? I don't even care, I am ready for it if thats what it would take to get me up! They should invent an alarm clock that shoots water on you when it goes off (apparently they are not quite there yet). Here is an AWESOME list of the Top 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks!

It would also be nice if they could invent an alarm clock that doesn't wake you up feeling annoyed with the world. Perhaps those alarms for people with Seasonal Affective Disorder would work?

Looking around Google, I found the absolute neatest alarm clock of them all. You wear the Axbo Alarm Clock on your wrist and set it for the time you absolutely need to wake up by. The gadget detects where you are in your sleep cycle and wakes you up when you will feel most refreshed! So it may wake you up 30 minutes before you need to because of where you are in your sleep cycle. How awesome! Boyfriend, if you are reading this I want one!!!

Hand-Held Vacuum

This may sound really stupid but I have always wanted a hand-held vacuum. I hate having to lugg out my big Electrolux vacuum for any small job! Especially for cleaning my car in the drive way I would like to have something hand-held to get into all the corners. Perhaps I am deluding myself but I always had the notion that if only I had a hand-held vac my house and car would be a lot cleaner looking! The idea of trying to find where the vacuum it is and then trying to find a nearby electric outlet and then you decide to go in the other room and have to replug it in. Maybe I am lazy (judging from my other blogs' topics today!) but this always seems like so much work!

Anyway, I have seen these Target commercials for those new decorative handheld vacuums and I really want one! It would look great on an end table or a shelf and it would always be there for those little messes or if you want to follow the Keep-It-Clean plan I wrote about on my Cleaning and Organizing blog the vacuum will be right there for your one-minute vacuum. Its called a "Kone" vacuum and it comes in 6 colors. I am really tempted to go out and buy one right away!

Help for IBS!?

Well this is kind of an embarassing topic, but my newest wish is for a cure to my IBS! Seriously, it comes and goes but when it shows up it is there with a vengeance!! This morning I had coffee and about 6 hours later I was on my way home from work when I had to start racing, if you know what I mean? I was sitting at a stop light and praying I would make it home on time. Can you imagine how horrible it would be if you couldn't hold it long enough? I have friends who have had the misfortune of not being able to get to a bathroom in time, and I can't imagine how much that would suck even if you are by yourself like I was.

So many people have IBS! You will be talking to someone you barely know and somehow the topic comes up and you realize you both have the same problem where all of a sudden you are running for a john!

Well sorry the wish was for something a bit "TMI" today but I am sure there are plenty of people out there who can relate and will be glad I brought up the topic!